Filthy Hobbitses Confuse Anthropologistses

Posted in Geek Mar 5, 2005 by Telepathboy

A few months ago, a small, isolated group of small, dead people were found on an island in Indonesia. The most complete skeletal specimen, geekily-nicknamed...

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Surgeon General's Warning: Smoking causes a limp dick

Posted in Culture Feb 28, 2005 by Telepathboy

A recent study of 2115 men shows that smoking can damage something we actually care about losing; our penises!

Taken from Yahoo...

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Setting back the Scene, one Satanic Ritual at a time

Posted in Culture Feb 28, 2005 by Telepathboy

Andrea Volpa, along with the rest of his heavy metal band named Beasts of Satan, may never play music again. A 30 year stint in maximum security prison...

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Eliminating illegal drug use (by making it all legal!)

Posted in Politics Feb 25, 2005 by Telepathboy

On March 3rd, the King County Bar Association will submit a proposal to Olympia, Washington States capitol city, about legalizing most types of illegal...

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Greek Punks lay siege to The Vandals

Posted in Music Feb 25, 2005 by Telepathboy

The punk rock freight train that is 'The Vandals' found themselves trapped in a glorified basement, surrounded by a horde of Mad Greeks just after Valentine's...

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FBI arrests... the New Jersey government?

Posted in Politics Feb 24, 2005 by Telepathboy

After a four year sting operation, FBI officials tracked down and arrested 11 New Jersey (specifically, Monmouth County) elected officials. The charges...

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Dave Navarro apologizes to Blink 182

Posted in Music Feb 22, 2005 by Telepathboy

Rock guitar virtuoso Dave Navarro (Janes Addiction, Red Hot Chili Peppers) issued an apology to pop-punkers Blink 182 this sunday, after falsely reporting...

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Die with Dignity

Posted in Politics Feb 22, 2005 by Telepathboy

In October, the Supreme Court will hear arguments on whether or not Oregons Death with Dignity Act will be allowed to remain in place, sources announced...

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