About Me

"When i see a pretty girl half of me says, "i'd like to talk to her, date her" the other half of me says, "I wonder how her head would look on a stick"-Ed Kemper

age: 37 (Oct 29, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2005

occupation: just being me is a job in itself

fantasy: plastic sheets, mayonnaise, rake, staple gun and a corn field...

sign: merge to the left

into: someone who can appreciate knowing when to shut the fuck up and enjoy comfortable silence.

most humbling moment: when i realized I'm slowly running out of room for ink

gets me hot: intelligent conversations, someone who can make me laugh, and that's really all i care to tell you