age: 35 (Feb 10, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2006

occupation: rich people clerk

heroes: The Buddha

gets me hot: topless in jeans, natural

crush: Local art students. All of them. Unless they're in a band.

into: smart girls, art girls, magical realism, questioning reality,

i lost my virginity: after a funeral

makes me happy: bewbs, metatext, sunshine, trees, animals, plants, fungi, k all kingdoms, genitals, smiles, wonder, Buddhism, Phish, Keller Williams

fantasy: wherever I am right now

most humbling moment: Right now

body mods: Scars, freckles, sixteen natural hair colors

stats: 6' 210, Red-blonde, Blue, Freckled, Mutt, Italian, Irish, Blackfoot, Amish, Welsh