into: Movies not on video; ephemeral films; fun fabric; cereal; books not in print; good spelling & punctuation; sleaze history; hidden treasures; interesting people; trashy biographies; song-poems...

not into: Bitter actors, directors & writers who go to L.A. and shit on my hometown.

makes me happy: France; candy stores; short stories; smushy animal faces; unsolicited compliments; educational films; chimney sweeps; surprises (nice ones); Disneyland; thrift shopping; any donut-like concoction; lunch boxes; plastic dolls; good deals; glitter; palm trees; scented soaps; happy endings

makes me sad: Unbought Christmas trees; shunning mothers; cute shoes that don't fit; books signed by authors at the thrift store

5 things i can't live without: My theme music; a pair of black tights; the computer; a giant cup of coffee; a good book.

vices: Coffee, champagne, blue crab, bleu cheese, Sun Chips, Diet Dr. Pepper, Nutella...

thoughts on sg: I hate it

occupation: Making words look pretty.

current crush: Mockers.

stats: Size 6

heroes: Marlene Dietrich, Dorothy Parker, Edie Sedgwick, Kenneth Anger...

gets me hot: Good fortunes; strong noses; steady gazes; brains; soulful kisses

favorite position: Staring into my drink.

fantasy: To be a bookie, a trapeze artist, to have been Manet's model, to be a philanthropist, to live in a Renaissance city with many unofficial pets.

sign: Libra.

most humbling moment: Now, still getting chin zits at the age of 33.

i lost my virginity: ...because it was necessary.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Jazz Cat, Fashionista, Retro, Bookworm, Geek, Diva, Fuck you, I defy categories