About Me

Brilliant, serious and tough as nails.

I also sometimes act like I'm 12.

**If you'd like to be my friend, particularly if you're a guy, do me a favor and message me first. I'd like to actually TALK to you before we become "friends."**

age: 30 (May 06, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2006

occupation: Writer

i lost my virginity: to a 23 year old French nurse at the tender age of 17

most humbling moment: Realizing that I am going to die

fantasy: having sex on my desk...in the Oval Office

heroes: Abraham Lincoln, Kate Mulgrew, my fiancé

stats: 72% water