About Me

I'm the skinny kid with the hat.

age: 38 (Aug 27, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2004

occupation: Music Instructor and performer (bagpipes)

i lost my virginity: Along with my luggage on the way back from Vegas

gets me hot: Confidence and humor. Vanilla Lace lotion from Victoria Secret.

stats: String Bean

body mods: Nothing comes to mind

makes me sad: Government and mediocrity