age: 31 (Jul 01, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2002

occupation: jerk

sign: Cancer

crush: Half-vampire chicks in videogames.

i lost my virginity: To my high school sweetheart. No, really.

body mods: Zits are body mods from Jesus.

makes me sad: Politics. Captain Planet.

makes me happy: Having my expectations met or exceeded. Not having expectations.

gets me hot: super-intelligent women (I'm talkin' evil genius level), knee high boots, a good fashion sense

fantasy: To be a vigilante.

into: concerts, anime, manga, videogames, surf music, guitar, history, mythology, Japan

stats: 5'9" 200lbs