Anyway quick tutorial for champagne bottles
You need
1. A solid (heavy and decently sharp) knife
2. A champagne bottle
Instructions
Score the rim of the bottle (drag the sharp edge around the bottle lip a couple times)
Shake the bottle well (after scoring not before)
Drag the knife up the neck of the bottle striking the lip firmly the cork as well a the bottle top will release and the champagne will flow (you will lose some champagne, but it is fun and worth it)
I'LL SEE YOU IN THE NEW YEAR
For those of you who love me, thank you
Those of you who hate me... FUCK YOU
You need
1. A solid (heavy and decently sharp) knife
2. A champagne bottle
Instructions
Score the rim of the bottle (drag the sharp edge around the bottle lip a couple times)
Shake the bottle well (after scoring not before)
Drag the knife up the neck of the bottle striking the lip firmly the cork as well a the bottle top will release and the champagne will flow (you will lose some champagne, but it is fun and worth it)
I'LL SEE YOU IN THE NEW YEAR
For those of you who love me, thank you
Those of you who hate me... FUCK YOU
DEC 31, 2011 07:52 PM
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JAN 01, 2012 12:10 AM
You are probably the awesomest guy i know...and i don't even know what you look like. weird shit
well anyway congrats and happy new year!!!
JAN 01, 2012 02:55 AM
woohoo! glad ya got some nye bootay.
i got lots of nye bootay. well more than bootay, read blog 
JAN 01, 2012 08:30 AM
bootay bootay bootay bootay
k, so you got laid. better? i had like a million orgasms, bet you didnt
i said that to kevin too at the end of the night. he only had 4. neener neener neener.
