into: walking in the rain or in late night early mornings. cranking music full blast and screaming along with the lyrics.
makes me happy: when everything clicks and comes together and feels as though everything will always be all right.
makes me sad: seeing someone go down in flames.
hobbies: scrapbooking
5 things i can't live without: movies, music, internet, kool aid, a monentary loss of sanity.
vices: can't seem to pass a good bargain.
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: chasing my own tail. or thinking up the absolute worse case scenarios in any place i'm in for more than 15 minutes.
occupation: professional slacker
current crush: natalie portman
stats: i'm the world's strongest billionaire lawyer spy powered by my own self satisfaction. i am unstoppable.
body mods: a puma's eye to improve my vision in my left eye. a 2005 pocket calender sewn into my right forearm. a spoon head melded to the back of my skull to cover a puncture made by a runaway mime.
heroes: the dude
gets me hot: accents & long legs.
favorite position: you mean there's more than one?!!
fantasy: giant pink & black clouds raining suicide girls & kool aid. and me without an umbrella.
sign: vacancy
most humbling moment: realizing how big the universe is. it's huge man.
i lost my virginity: on opposite day.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I'm old-fashioned.
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Clubbing followed by the all-night diner.
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
