age: 97 (Aug 04, 1914)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2002

occupation: Mental Illness Magnet

sign: Caution: I am Jack's cantankerous goldfish.

makes me happy: Hammer fights, tinsel weaving, New York Times crossword puzzles, and Caribbean stud poker.

body mods: Many, but not one of them intentional.

makes me sad: I have nothing to be sad about, and that makes me sad.

crush: Hershlag.

most humbling moment: Embarking on a mystical and magical quest to rock a million faces, only to find out Bon Jovi beat me to it.

i lost my virginity: and if you happen to see it, would you please tell it that I am sorry, and that I can change? I just want it to come back.

into: My copy of 'How to Rule the World' by Andre De Guillaume.