Are you sharing a bed for three months with the guy?

Sounds slightly awkward...
A fear for your lower back pain sleeping on that sofa.

Did a extra shift yesterday so all the lazing about i usually do at the weekend is having to be condensed into today.
Its hard work i tell thee.
I have some dvds to watch from lovefilm but they are all a bit bleak so i dont know if i wanna dive into them just yet.

How is your weekend progressing?

I regularly end up in places where i wish death upon myself.
If im not having any fun i want to die.
Strange that.

I work in Diesel the clothes shop.
Tis rubbish

yeah 47% off. 50% would be far too much apparently.

I went in ann summers once, it all seemed so innocent and saucy on the ground floor then when i went into the basement it changed to disgusting items. Crotchless knickers and vibrators.
So i fire-bombed the place.

It was the only solution.

it was i was with my friend and asked her the social implications of using 'cherry cock lick' in a sexual situation.
"no i will not suck your cock unless it tastes like artificial cherries!"
"well i will not go down on you until i add some liquid chocolate to the equation"
"why whats wrong with down there?"
"well whats wrong with my cock"
"SEE YOU IN COURT!"

Plus crotchless knickers.
Why?

Hahaha ur such a tramp! But hey! you go girl!! Get laid, u need it, and deserve it!!

Love the pic btw (X_x)

but im sure its great for other people.

Maybe he is at a family members, or got drunk and passed out at a friends, or maybe he is in a ditch on fire.
Maybe you should ring him and ask.
As a friend of course.

tis for the best.
well at least you can have your choice of dvds to watch tonight.

sound like you are having a whale of a time
That windows media player problem is to do with karma.
And you d/l from a naughty website...
As for the change of scenery why not put a travel channel on the tv then sit side-on to it look outwards and create a wonderful view from your exotic hotel room.

no tv!
NO BLOODY TV!
WOW.

Get some chinese food its great. FACT.

Plus you could get a TV/DVD player combo with your overdraft.

the chinese we use gives you the food in plastic tubs.
genius.
dont know why im fighting the corner of chinese food all of a sudden.
watch hot fuzz with the cast commentary. its funny.

just watch the film with the laptop pointing at a mirror and you watch looking at the mirror. picture problem solved. or update WMP. that might work too.

Pardon the generic message, please vote for the new owner of SGAU! Thanks