into: Lust, gluttony, pride, and wrath.
not into: Avarice, sloth, and envy.
makes me happy: Girls, guitars, and Grand Theft Auto. And my dogs.
makes me sad: Sweet merciful Christ, I hate idiots.
hobbies: Playing guitar, noodling in the studio, being a gamer geek, arguing on the intertron, and thinking about how I should spend more time writing.
5 things i can't live without: E, A, D, G, and B
vices: Being awesome, championing unpopular causes.
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: wishing I had more of it.
occupation: Professional know-it-all. No, seriously.
current crush: Flux is AWESOME.
stats: So hip it Hz.
body mods: Two ears, two hoops, and some easy math
heroes: My dad, my mom, and Frank Zappa.
gets me hot: Brains and braids. And RIAA lawsuits.
favorite position: It puts the lotion on its skin and then it gets the hose again
fantasy: I want to be studied like a textbook by anything with ovaries.
most humbling moment: October '04-'06, give or take a month. Hey, why isn't there a LEAST humbling moment option?
i lost my virginity: ...and then provided an interesting counterpoint to all the guys who were lying about having lost their virginity by lying about keeping it. Go figure.
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
POT: Nope
MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Indie Rocker, Retro, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer
