age: 32 (Dec 06, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2003

occupation: Professional know-it-all. No, seriously.

into: Lust, gluttony, pride, and wrath.

most humbling moment: October '04-'06, give or take a month. Hey, why isn't there a LEAST humbling moment option?

makes me sad: Sweet merciful Christ, I hate idiots.

fantasy: I want to be studied like a textbook by anything with ovaries.

gets me hot: Brains and braids. And RIAA lawsuits.

stats: So hip it Hz.

i lost my virginity: ...and then provided an interesting counterpoint to all the guys who were lying about having lost their virginity by lying about keeping it. Go figure.

crush: Flux is AWESOME.

heroes: My dad, my mom, and Frank Zappa.

body mods: Two ears, two hoops, and some easy math