Random thoughts and crap about me, and things. Vol. 2

… now with half the carbs!

- Why does my family continue to give me crap about always choosing the “No. 7” Value Meal at McDonalds without cheese?! Just because they are two regular cheeseburgers, and I don’t want them with cheese.. I.. get a lot of crap about it. Why don’t you get a Quarter Pounder?, they say. Why not the Big Mac?, I hear. Well. why don’t YOU worry about what YOU'RE going to order. Leave me and my two regular hamburgers alone! Geez! It’s bad enough I gotta hear the question “What are you going to do for the rest of your life now that you have graduated?”, over and over, now I get shit for the two small hamburgers I order! MAN! Shwhats up wit dat? Let me have my two damn burgers without hearing, “You should get a Happy Meal while your at it.” -_-

- I hope there is a tornado today. We need a good twister down here. I miss them. I miss the lights going out, and the hail smashing up the windows. When are we going to get them again? Not for awhile I’m guessing. Oh, well. A guy can dream can’t he?

- *My comrade Tony has just logged in to my MSN Messenger and to my surprise, I discover that his MSN name is a lyric from a shitty song, by the shitty band, “Story of the Year”* What is with this bullshit now?! I don’t like this emo movement the kiddos are starting to partake in. It’s annoying, rude, and very disrespectful. Stop listening to your lamage, Yellowcard, your shitty, Thursday, and your horrific, Taking Back Sunday. I swear, what’s the music industry coming to these days?

- Hey, hey! The Mosh Pit board is getting some members! *nudge, nudge* Join the fun now kids! *pokes, pokes, winks, winks*It’s gunna be a swingin’ good time! *plays the hit tune “Good Times” by Finger Eleven and begins to dance like GIR did at the rave, in the “Saucer Morons” episode *

- Speaking of Invader Zim. The commentary on my DVD is pretty cool. It’s funny like the word lumberjack.

Random thoughts and crap about me, and things. Vol. 2

… now with half the carbs!

- Why does my family continue to give me crap about always choosing the “No. 7” Value Meal at McDonalds without cheese?! Just because they are two regular cheeseburgers, and I don’t want them with cheese.. I.. get a lot of crap about it. Why don’t you get a Quarter Pounder?, they say. Why not the Big Mac?, I hear. Well. why don’t YOU worry about what YOU'RE going to order. Leave me and my two regular hamburgers alone! Geez! It’s bad enough I gotta hear the question “What are you going to do for the rest of your life now that you have graduated?”, over and over, now I get shit for the two small hamburgers I order! MAN! Shwhats up wit dat? Let me have my two damn burgers without hearing, “You should get a Happy Meal while your at it.” -_-

- I hope there is a tornado today. We need a good twister down here. I miss them. I miss the lights going out, and the hail smashing up the windows. When are we going to get them again? Not for awhile I’m guessing. Oh, well. A guy can dream can’t he?

- *My comrade Tony has just logged in to my MSN Messenger and to my surprise, I discover that his MSN name is a lyric from a shitty song, by the shitty band, “Story of the Year”* What is with this bullshit now?! I don’t like this emo movement the kiddos are starting to partake in. It’s annoying, rude, and very disrespectful. Stop listening to your lamage, Yellowcard, your shitty, Thursday, and your horrific, Taking Back Sunday. I swear, what’s the music industry coming to these days?

- Hey, hey! The Mosh Pit board is getting some members! *nudge, nudge* Join the fun now kids! *pokes, pokes, winks, winks*It’s gunna be a swingin’ good time! *plays the hit tune “Good Times” by Finger Eleven and begins to dance like GIR did at the rave, in the “Saucer Morons” episode *

- Speaking of Invader Zim. The commentary on my DVD is pretty cool. It’s funny like the word lumberjack. Go and see it for yourself.

- OH! Now that I bring up lumberjack.. MAN! GEEZ! Bill O’ Reilly fuckin’ sucks! Look, this fucker right here:

That guy sucks. I mean, he sucks bbbaaadddd.

- I’m in an okay mood right now. I would be in a better mood, but the thought that my life is headed nowhere, and that fact I haven’t drawn anything in sometime is leaving me very uneasy. WWWWwwwwwwOOOooooooooooooo!

- “This is the noise that keeps me awake. My head explodes, and my body aches.” What song is that? Ten points for anybody who knows what it is!

- You know something..? Why. The hell. Is a “bad word”, or a “cuss” word associated with either sex, or our reproductive organs? Wait, let me explain this better. Why is that our reproductive organs have different names that are considered to be cussing or bad language? For instance, a penis has many nicknames, but only cock and dick are considered to be the “cuss word”. A vagina also has many other nicknames like penis, however, pussy is (like cock and dick) considered to be bad language. Also, same thing goes for a persons butt. It may not be a reproductive organ, however.. butt seems to have the nickname “ass”, and that it is also considered foul language. My question is.. why do these body parts get to have these nicknames that are considered “bad”? Why can’t other body parts have cuss words too? Imagine having your eyes called, “Cocks”. Imagine using it in a sentence! (“Ouch! You poked my cock dammit!” or “Dude.. both my cocks are really dry right now. Got any Cockdrops!”) What if your ears were called “assholes”? (“I’m having a hard time trying to hear out of my left asshole!” or “I need some Q-tips, there seems to be to much wax in my asshole.”) Why do our other body parts have to be left out. I’m pretty sure my hand, or my elbow, wants to have a nickname as vulgar as “ass”. Ya know what I'm sayin'??? Busta'!

Hmm.. I’ve been chattering way to much now on this sad, little topic..

..I’ll be a good little kiddo and shut my pussy for now. *ahem* By pussy, I mean mouth of course. ;P

Teh End. Or is it....?

Nope. Not yet.

That's me. In a cowboy hat.

Okay, NOW it's over.