"Well, Cory is a man, i don't mean in the sense of having balls, though i am sure he has those as well. I mean, he is respectful, smart, and genuinely nice.

I would let him date my sister."

"Heh.... thats funny guess I will go for sloppy seconds...


Yeah hes a pretty rad dude.... who says old people can party? Juuust kidding... (about the old part) "

"I got to bust the ole testimonial cherry... SWEET!!! Need a partner in crime? Someone to stir up the trouble with? This is your guy right here. AND he plays the saxophone... HOT!!!"