into: I love laffy taffy jokes. Awkward silences. Intelligence. Optimism. Ladies who put up with my bullshit. World domination. Kleptomania. Candy. Water. Science. Disseminating vast amounts of knowledge. Military strategy. Way of the warrior. Horror movies. Drinking, smoking cigars and all kinds of other ill shit.
not into: YOUR FACE!!!1
makes me happy: PANDAS!!!!!! Good water pressure. A well thought out plan. A failed joke. Awkward moments. The decline of western civilization. Mighty stuff. Tools and machinery. Simple harmonic motion. Sinusoidal waves. Soap. Dictionaries. Keyless entry. Locks. Magnets. LEDs.
makes me sad: LADDERS.
hobbies: Too many nerdy things to list.
5 things i can't live without: You....alright? can I get laid now?
vices: bad women and booze and i love both immensely.
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: Fucking shit up.
occupation: student, professional hard-ass, and future warmonger
current crush: My enemies
stats: ubermensche
body mods: titanium spine
heroes: There are no such things.
gets me hot: fire, summers in mississippi, and to see my enemies crushed and their armies driven before me and hearing the lamentations of the women.
favorite position: dead girl in the trunk
fantasy: The Hamburglar
sign: victory welfare
most humbling moment: Shiiiit!
I gives no fucks about being humble..
i lost my virginity: i believe i've always been slutty
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic
MY KINK FACTOR: Electrocution, clown suits, furries, oh my!
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: not telling
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Punk, Metalhead, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer
