age: 32 (May 21, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2004

occupation: student, professional hard-ass, and future warmonger

sign: victory welfare

stats: ubermensche

crush: My enemies

fantasy: Who needs fantasies when dead girls can't say no.

most humbling moment: Shiiiit! I gives no fucks about being humble..

into: I love laffy taffy jokes. Awkward silences. Intelligence. Optimism. Ladies who put up with my bullshit. World domination. Kleptomania. Candy. Water. Science. Disseminating vast amounts of knowledge. Military strategy. Way of the warrior. Horror movies. Drinking, smoking cigars and all kinds of other ill shit.

makes me happy: PANDAS!!!!!! Good water pressure. A well thought out plan. A failed joke. Awkward moments. The decline of western civilization. Mighty stuff. Tools and machinery. Simple harmonic motion. Sinusoidal waves. Soap. Dictionaries. Keyless entry. Locks. Magnets. LEDs.

heroes: There are no such things.

body mods: titanium spine

gets me hot: fire, summers in mississippi, and to see my enemies crushed and their armies driven before me and hearing the lamentations of the women.