"totally cool to the max like whoa."

"♥"

"This guy: I always knew he was the one, of the ones."

"my lord and savior for creating the Gigantes group

(guess it was about time to add a testimonial)"

"There's no one I'd rather watch a crazy bar brawl go down with."

"A mans man and a ladies man. All said & done, he's "good people.""

"Boobs are drawn to this man's hands like magnets. Soft, sweet, perky magnets."

"He's my favorite arm candy."

"He has a truly good heart and I love him for that.

And many other reasons."

"He's a man who knows what he wants, and from what I can gather, it's tits."

"You know, you're an all around great guy with great taste in women. And it's not everyday that a guy can rock a sweater vest hard, but you do!"

"wow, I got to give you a testimonial because I put a comment to your journal in the confusing testimonial space! He didn't destroy me house when he stayed here! Come back any time! He's a fine piece of ass and he broke one of my baseball gloves with his heater. Actually, he probably throws harder than noah lowery."

"Subrosa destroyed the periodic table, because Subrosa only recognizes the element of surprise."

"He had me at "jerk.""