into: Sitting on the front porch on a warm summer evening, drinking a glass of cold lemonade, dreamily watching the silvery moon rise to begin its journey across a darkening velvet sky powdered with stardust.

makes me happy: Smug Superiority. Knowing that somewhere, way out there, there's probably someone who's a better person than me, but odds are I'll never meet them.

hobbies: Writing for the SG Newswire, taking shots at my colleagues, being a conservative stooge.

thoughts on sg: I like it

 

gender: male

occupation: Forensic Document Investigator, Esq.

current crush: The one with the blue hair.

stats: If you request my friendship before commenting in my journal or meeting me in real life, I will decline it. Nothing personal, I assure you.

body mods: Heart like a hand grenade.

heroes: Joe Montana

gets me hot: Laundromats. I have absolutely no idea why.

favorite position: Utility Infielder

fantasy: [Redacted for attorney-client privilege]

sign: Suicide Squeeze

i lost my virginity: When I was 16. Best 21 seconds of my life.

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Punk, Bookworm, Geek.