bands:

1. Green Day
2. Jimi Hendrix
3. The Ramones
4. Alkaline Trio
5. Two Gallants
6. Cash
7. Rancid
8. Buzzcocks
9. White Stripes
10. Beatles

films:

1. The Graduate
2. Rushmore
3. Ghostbusters
4. Shaun of the Dead
5. No Country for Old Men
6. Fargo
7. Usual Suspects
8. Zoolander
9. All the President's Men
10. Transformers, The Movie (1986)

books:

1. Catcher in the Rye
2. Catch-22
3. Anything with
4. Blood Meridian
5. The Basic Eight
6. Candide
7. Collected Works of Bill Shakespeare
8. Calvin and Hobbes Compendium
9. Second Treatese on Civil Government
10. Books about like... law and stuff

into: Sitting on the front porch on a warm summer evening, drinking a glass of cold lemonade, dreamily watching the silvery moon rise to begin its journey across a darkening velvet sky powdered with stardust.

not into: This fucking hangover, man.

makes me happy: Smug Superiority. Knowing that somewhere, way out there, there's probably someone who's a better person than me, but odds are I'll never meet them.

hobbies: Writing for the SG Newswire, taking shots at my colleagues, being a conservative stooge.

vices: You're looking at it.

thoughts on sg: I like it

occupation: Trial lawyer, motherfucker.

current crush: The ladyfriend. Also, most of my other ladyfriends.

stats: 18-5, 2.62, 265.

body mods: Heart like a hand grenade.

heroes: Everett J. Mohatt, Ernie Chambers, E. Edward Grey, Esq.

gets me hot: The sun.

favorite position: Utility Infielder

fantasy: [Redacted for attorney-client privilege]

sign: Safety Squeeze

i lost my virginity: When I was 16. Best 21 seconds of my life.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: open relationship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Punk, Bookworm, Geek