into: b&w photography, writing (my own and others), film fanatic

makes me happy: Finally getting a picture to print perfectly, free admission at the art museum, drink specials, bowling a 200 game (if it were to ever happen)

makes me sad: when a picture won't print how I want, gutterballs, last call (I know what you're thinking ladies,

5 things i can't live without: 35mm camera, monogramed flask, the Onion, alcohol, and NPR

vices: women, bourbon, whiskey, women, tequila, vodka, tobacco, women, beer, gin, maybe a little wine... did I say women?

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: seller of my soul, piece by piece

current crush: Sarah Vowell

stats: skinny-ass white boy

body mods: both nipples pierced

gets me hot: cute nerdy girls, a woman who can trade shots with me, ridiculously esoteric conversations. Of course, foreplay ain't so bad, either.

fantasy: a Eurail pass and a couple months to use it

sign: cancer/leo cusp

most humbling moment: crashing my go-kart so hard into the guardrail they had to shut down the track for about 15 minutes

i lost my virginity: It's always in the last place you look.

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Retro, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish, Fuck you, I defy categories