Signs that you are married.
your wife will do the following in front of you.
Fart
Talk about poop, pee, period, cramps, toenails, dry skin, heat rash, boogers, numerous other gross things.
Stink up the bathroom
Give you a "cup of cheese" (farting into her hand and waving it in your face)
Signs that you are guy.
you would still have sex with her if she said lets do it.
your wife will do the following in front of you.
Fart
Talk about poop, pee, period, cramps, toenails, dry skin, heat rash, boogers, numerous other gross things.
Stink up the bathroom
Give you a "cup of cheese" (farting into her hand and waving it in your face)
Signs that you are guy.
you would still have sex with her if she said lets do it.
DEC 30, 2011 07:56 PM
No, that's a sign that you've been married for more than one year, but less than four. Signs you've been married for more than four is when you don't stop jacking off in the shower when your wife comes in to poop. 
DEC 31, 2011 08:27 AM
JAN 03, 2012 08:02 AM
i fucking love this blog!!!!!!!
so so so so soooo damn true!!!!!!
