MEMBER SINCE: July 2011
i lost my virginity: to an inebriated fellow.
heroes: AMY POEHLER, Tina Fey, Kristen Wiig, Anjelah Johnson, Aubrey Plaza, Kathy Griffin, Ellen.
makes me happy: Boobies, brains, books.. & green tea. and Nicki Minaj's ass.
gets me hot: Feminine forearms, hipbones, soft kisses on the neck, being caressed, taking over, schoolyard flirting, guys on bicycles.
into: Jewish men, foreign films, masochists, the power of Pinesol, ballet, using matches instead of lighters, trance/house, thrift stores, cats, erotica, big women, coffee, lifetime movies, sleazy elegance, cuddling naked, the name Brandon, Minnesota accents, lace, dry humor, wet humor, getting paint on my hands.
makes me sad: Animal cruelty, seal clubbing, incorrect grammar, dumb people, mean people, people who use the word 'fat'.
crush: Drew Fuller, Andrew Garfield, Ryan Gosling, Rory Culkin, Kevin Zegers, Hamish Linklater, Brendan Hines, Judy Marte and Marisa Tomei (:
Matt Mehana, I will write a formal apology, say ten hail marrys and bow down to your Egyptian feet. Just please don’t get a restraining order. I love you.
But he looks Jewish you guys...
disclaimer: I love Jewish people a lot. And Egyptian people. And every other race. So I'm not racist.
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