age: 34 (Dec 20, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2006

occupation: Ocean Import Traffic Coordinator

stats: 6'2" 190lbs

gets me hot: SG's, thigh-highs, fish nets, chokers, boy shorts, roller skates, overalls

into: Horsehead Bookends, Hockey, Girls Roller Derby

fantasy: Philadelphia Flyers win the Stanley Cup

sign: Sagitarious

body mods: Clean Slate

i lost my virginity: At 18 in college to a really nice girl with a mohawk

makes me sad: Sick Children

makes me happy: Lasagna

heroes: Greatest American Hero, Michael Dudikoff