makes me happy: Girls who never give up, girls who aren't blonde enough, pole dancers, pretty zombies, smut mavens, girls not afraid to cry but more likely to kick your ass, crossbows, gin, real tequila.

makes me sad: Vet bills, the IRS, not being punk enough, adjusting to new glasses, the institution formerly known as marriage, uncomfortable earbuds, hierarchical state machines, being ignored.

vices: There's a hole in my glass and the booze keeps running out. (It's the big hole on top.)

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: wishing iTunes worked like it was supposed to. Scanning craigslist for hot dates. Drinking the best margaritas you've never tasted.

occupation: Convincing computers not to destroy civilization and take over the world. HUAR!

stats: zero

body mods: Bionic penis

heroes: Lara Croft

favorite position: Anything with both hands free.

fantasy: For someone to actually care what my fantasy is.

i lost my virginity: but I think it's growing back.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Booty

MY PIGEONHOLES: Hardcore, Indie Rocker, Metalhead, Bookworm, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories