age: 29 (Sep 10, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2005

occupation: 'Barista' AKA Guy that makes your cappucinos, lattes, smoothies and heats up your scone. Newsflash: 2 dollars on a cup of coffee is insane. Make coffee at home for cheap and do something good with that money. Buy a bum a 40 for heaven's sake.

sign: That fat virgin with red cheeks, cat...

stats: .376 (dot-dash-dot) 165gpe 11 .23 (metric) 4 tenths 7 ~56 over 621 www.headheritage.com

most humbling moment: Probably hasn't happened yet. Or maybe that time when I was 21, got wasted and threw up on the sidewalk in front of the huge windows (and everyone's staring, ridiculing eyes) outside the 'hipster' bar in Louisville, the satanic and shite Cahoots.

i lost my virginity: ....while, cliche of cliches, Roxy Music's 'More Than This' was playing, candles were lit and we were reekin' drunk (in California, no less). It was a pretty nice introduction really....

fantasy: Wild, animalistic, oily and depraved fucking with an aging Bollywood starlet and a Bengal tiger on a float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade with a soundtrack of Sepultura's Rotomahatta blasting away mercilessly in the background. Or whatever.

body mods: One tattoo. A nautical star with a cirle encasing Clava Cairns, a neolithic stone temple in Scotland, in the center. It's bright blue and orange.

makes me happy: Moments of feeling. Cold air with Bright Sun. People I've only met in my mind. Wordless exchanges. Travelling. Surviving.