age: 24 (Dec 21, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2007

occupation: writer... of sorts

makes me happy: Schadenfreude!

crush: the future

sign: fuck off.

i lost my virginity: to one of the greatest guys on the planet. Shame I was too drunk to remember any of it.

body mods: two big spiky tribal tattoos on my upper and lower back; one almost-completed shaded stomach-piece.

most humbling moment: huh?

stats: short but still dangerous

fantasy: does this have to be sex-related? If not: doing my own book signing. If it does: having sex at my own book signing.

makes me sad: stupid people - and the fact that they're winning

gets me hot: thunderstorms, violent movies, the right words, the smell of fresh sweat