age: 32 (Feb 24, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2005

occupation: loser

gets me hot: nipples

stats: 6', big head (size 7 5/8 hat), normal feet, 2 eyes, 1 nose, the usual stuff

fantasy: meh

i lost my virginity: the week after i turned 17

most humbling moment: when i realized the only girl ive ever loved is never going to talk to me again and i dont know why

makes me happy: listening to good music, watching a good movie or show, eating mom's awesome cooking, getting free stuff, hanging out with friends, hearing from a friend i haven't heard from in a long time, being lazy, going to dallas stars/cowboys/mavs & texas rangers games

into: almost any type of music (mostly punk, metal, classic rock), photography, being lazy, drinking with friends, video games, sports, hating whitey

makes me sad: getting kicked in the balls, having to be nice, getting douched over by a girl (see most humbling moment), knowing bush is in the white house for almost 3 more years

crush: keira knightley

heroes: carl from aqua teen, sather, ace rimmer, lord flashheart, oates from hall & oates