"Hmmm, he seems to have deleted my testimonial..... wot awful thing can i write about him now? Hmmmmm, I guess he's not that bad! Heehee! But he's a bugger!"

"Ian is such a lovely guy that Im writing this on my computer without a mouse. YOU try getting through this page using nothing but the TAB key and you'll see just how much of an effort he's worth making. x"

"ian could be a unicorn in disguise.... he's that nice"

"I have held more random internet talk with this guy than I care to admit this week. He amazes me with how completely grounded he is If we ever lived closer I think I would seriously have to pine over him "

"oh my gosh, I cannot believe I've only just come across you (internetly speaking, of course). what a hottie."

"What a sexy man beast... I could look at those sets all day...marry me... "

"He's a sweetheart. And if you meet him, put your head up his jumper and get a look at his amazing tattoo."

"I have a new crush, and it's this guy right here."

"Just met him on Saturday night, but he's a lovely guy! Funny "

"I like iannnnnn he made me chuckle when i met him, he is fun. I made my opinion that he is lovely."

"ia6n is coming to visit me, i'm not sure whether i'm excited or scared As long as his knocker doesn't touch my bum cheeks I'll be happy.

ps - he's a total sweetie too, but don't tell him that coz he'll get a big head and then i'll have to beat him up "

"ian is an excellent dude and a great mate, totally down to earth, and totally geniune.
he's someone who always puts himself out for his friends by letting them wreck his house, or scounge lifts in his car.
i hope good things come to him in life, cos he deserves it.



i am a tad disturbed at his insistance on wanting me to see his winky though.... "

"Great host.
Top bloke.
Truly splendid guy.







But I'm still not looking at his penis."