age: 29 (Feb 16, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2007

occupation: Ace

most humbling moment: The time I realized I was an asshole so I had to change for the better

makes me sad: Stupid people and their parents for making them stupid

stats: I scored 7 goals in my last season in an indoor soccer league

gets me hot: confidence...and a great ass

i lost my virginity: in a bunk bed

makes me happy: Irish Carbombs at Ryan's Irish Pub in NOLA

into: Beautiful, confident women, especially if they are Asian and have tattoos not named Lena

fantasy: Being a photographer for a SuicideGirl