age: 33 (Apr 05, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2010

occupation: Mind Bender

makes me happy: Great jokes and quick wit....but mostly bodily humor.

fantasy: To be dominated while achieving world domination.

makes me sad: Violence and intolerance

gets me hot: Nerdy and Dirty

body mods: Tattoos and a couple piercings

sign: Stop...no, I'm an Aries.

i lost my virginity: At 14, under a rebel flag, with Garth Brooks playing on the radio...thank God it only happens once.

into: Tech, Kink, Sweet, Nerdy, Flirty....but mainly Dirty

crush: Michael Cera

most humbling moment: Shitting myself on a 5th grade field trip.