occupation: Smalltime failure.

current crush: I don't even know what day it is, you expect me to keep track?

stats: Transmission 31%; see SED curve.

sign: I ASSURE YOU WE'RE OPEN

most humbling moment: Just about every morning.

i lost my virginity: sometime in the distant past.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Vegetarian

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Occasionally

MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Designwank, Hippy, Bookworm, Geek