age: 29 (Mar 10, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2007

occupation: Foreclosure clerk.

sign: Pisces

crush: Jewish girls.

most humbling moment: Highschool.

gets me hot: Smart and funny women who love to come.

i lost my virginity: In my mind while viewing Billy Idol's "Cradle of Love."

fantasy: I like girls who can dom/sub with the flow. My most prominant fantasy is a dirty talking chick forcing me to suck on her feet and then riding my face.

body mods: A Betty Page on my back and an Irish harp on my shoulder. I got both about ten years ago, and need a new milestone before I ever get a new one. It'll be something aquatic...like a fat guy eating pizza in the bathtub.

makes me happy: Taking naps and animals. Taking animals?

stats: I've got a pretty face but these lovehandles are killing me.

heroes: Rowan Atkinson. Trey Parker. Neil Gaiman. Ricky Gervais. Kevin Smith.