age: 21 (Dec 23, 1990)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2011
occupation: Sales Associate at Claire's
makes me sad: Mean people, bad drivers, politicians.
crush: Conor Oberst, Kevin Devine, James Franco
i lost my virginity: In the back of a gray sub-compact.
makes me happy: Rainbows, unicorns, plushies, the ocean, clapping songs!
sign: Capricorn!
fantasy: I want to be whisked away by a (famous) man with a guitar, to a distant land, be pampered and sexed up, and spend the rest of my days irresponsibly.
into: Sappy romance movies, painting my fingernails, disgusting horror movies, relaxing in the sun with a nice book, and hot guys with guitars.
gets me hot: Musical talent, bad boys, sexy girls, and everything in between.
most humbling moment: I worked in a nursing home for five years. If that's not humbling, I don't know what is.
And I know what you think when I say this. You assume that by "nerd" I'm actually saying, "I like a hot guy in glasses."
That is simply not the case. When I say that I like nerds, I really do mean that kid in your high school class that was picked on because he was smarter than everyone else. He was probably in the math club, the chess team. He played MMORPG's and Magic: The Gathering religiously. He probably had a wheezy voice and had to carry an asthma inhaler. He didn't play a single sport, and was tortured in gym class.
That's my dream guy.
People look at me and they don't expect me to go for that type, I suppose. I get a lot of weird looks for it. I mean, physical appearance is great and all, but that doesn't make someone interesting or fun to be around. Oh, sure I'm attracted to guys that are all big and buff and rock hard, but I know that I could never date one of those kinds of guys... I sit on my ass all day, smoking weed, gorging myself on McDonald's food, and lurking on the internet. So it's only natural that my type of guy would do the same thing, right? Right.
What people don't understand is why I choose to be in relationships with such super nerds. So here is my reasoning:
1. They love hard. Why? There are a few reasons for this. They've went their entire lives being mistreated by their peers, so they probably haven't had a great girlfriend. Or at least not a hot one. (and it's here that I sound conceited...but I can't find any other way to word it...so whatever.) Since you're good to them and attracted to them, and let's face it, sooo pretty, they'll treat you perfectly...almost even worship you. And who doesn't like being worshiped? Nobody, that's who.
2. They're cute as shit. Why? Well, maybe this point is mostly due to personal opinion, but I have a weakness for glasses,...























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