
About Me
One time I fit my toe in my mouth
age: 30 (Mar 13, 1981)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2004
occupation: Horrid retail shit
crush: Ted Koppel, but he will never love me.
most humbling moment: Realizing that having the online nickname Ted Koppel would cause people to call me that.
gets me hot: Women, especially good=looking ones in some stage of undress.
into: Things. Many things. Lots of things. God I'm fucking bored.
fantasy: Someday I want to touch a woman's boobs. I hear they're pretty sweet.


















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