
About Me
One time I fit my toe in my mouth
age: 32 (Mar 13, 1981)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2004
occupation: Horrid retail shit
into: Things. Many things. Lots of things. God I'm fucking bored.
heroes: Emperor Joshua Norton I
fantasy: Someday I want to touch a woman's boobs. I hear they're pretty sweet.
crush: Ted Koppel, but he will never love me.
stats: Skinny















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