age: 34 (Mar 14, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2004

occupation: What currently pays the bills? Security stuff. Yeah, really important stuff. *was that convincing?*

i lost my virginity: News to me

body mods: Two fillings in my teeth, toenail removed

stats: Yes, I got an A in it at A-Level

crush: Lilt Mango and Mandarin

makes me sad: Nasty things, and sometimes nice things

makes me happy: Nice things, and sometimes nasty things

gets me hot: The sun? Central heating?

sign: Wet fish