Member: SofaKingPanda

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Member: SofaKingPanda
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Interests

Personal

bands:

  1. Rise Against
  2. The Gaslight Anthem
  3. Bullet for My Valentine
  4. Tool
  5. AFI
  6. Smashing Pumpkins
  7. In This Moment
  8. Unwritten Law
  9. The Confession
  10. Bayside

films:

  1. Tombstone
  2. Serenity
  3. 3:10 to Yuma
  4. Bunraku
  5. Batman Begins
  6. The Dark Knight
  7. Robocop
  8. The Big Lebowski
  9. The Watchmen
  10. Knocked Up

books:

  1. The Ultimate HItchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
  2. Satan Burger

tv shows:

  1. The Critic
  2. South Park
  3. Archer
  4. The Walking Dead
  5. Community
  6. Always Sunny in Philadelphia
  7. Futurama
  8. Family Guy
  9. The Simpsons
  10. Sealab 2021
 

into: writing, laughter, music, movies, beer I've never tried before

not into: driving behind old people, anyone ignorant to their surroundings

makes me happy: really good food, making people laugh, hitting that high note while singing alone in my car

makes me sad: lonely old people, house pet roadkill

5 things i can't live without: beer, love, chapstick, my jeep, and some rotating form of entertainment

vices: good beer, awesome shitty movies

thoughts on sg: I love it

 

occupation: Retail Monkeyboy

current crush: See Faves

stats: lifetime .300 hitter in Little League Baseball...I peaked too early

body mods: working on finalizing the designs on my first 2 tattoos. had my tongue pierced but corporate America made me destroy it

gets me hot: fishnets, facial piercings

favorite position: standing, from behind, bending her over an object or objects

sign: Cancer

i lost my virginity: in a tent

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories