age: 31 (Aug 08, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2003

occupation: Maelstrom maker

stats: Five for five with 10 OA points

makes me happy: Flirting with attractive women.

gets me hot: Summer.

body mods: I've got the slamminest hat

makes me sad: Knowing that no matter how hot she is, Jessica Alba will just never EVER be a good actress.

fantasy: To meet a girl who within minutes I know we're soul mates, and we'll run off into a meadow naked, and then we'll do it while happy meadow penguins cheer us on. Ok maybe that's a little much.

sign: One way

into: Girls with excellent fashion sense

most humbling moment: "You're daughter is really going to be a heartbreaker when she grows up." "His name Jeffrey." "Oh....OH......um....well....I'm sure he's just a demon with the ladies!!!"

crush: I'm crushing your head.