age: 30 (Aug 08, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2003

occupation: Maelstrom maker

i lost my virginity: and my wallet.

makes me sad: Knowing that no matter how hot she is, Jessica Alba will just never EVER be a good actress.

into: Girls with excellent fashion sense

stats: Five for five with 10 OA points

body mods: I've got the slamminest hat

fantasy: To meet a girl who within minutes I know we're soul mates, and we'll run off into a meadow naked, and then we'll do it while happy meadow penguins cheer us on. Ok maybe that's a little much.

most humbling moment: "You're daughter is really going to be a heartbreaker when she grows up." "His name Jeffrey." "Oh....OH......um....well....I'm sure he's just a demon with the ladies!!!"

sign: One way

makes me happy: Flirting with attractive women.

crush: I'm crushing your head.