About Me

Sir Gaylord Snottlebocket Pendragon, author of "the beastiary of creatures generally believed not to exist" and "how to fold socks properly".

age: 31 (Mar 12, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2004

occupation: Pixel Relocation Engineer & Vector Bender

most humbling moment: doing the riverdance in the shower causing me to slip and break my thumb.

body mods: none, unless you want to count being pale enough to glow in the dark.