age: 27 (Feb 15, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2005

occupation: Gentleman thief

body mods: Low expectations, cartography ink, imagination.

gets me hot: Words without meaning.

crush: can't dance.

stats: Top hat, fancy frock coat, pocket watch (yours).

makes me sad: Insistent rationality.

into: Bombscares in the English department, sleeping with the inappropriate, locating loose change.

i lost my virginity: They were holding an amnesty. I felt bad about holding onto something I wasn't, by definition, using.

fantasy: Not being accountable for my actions.

makes me happy: Unexpected sweetness.

sign: Bandwagon patriot.