Lookin' good!

MegaBeard vs Giant Mustache - coming this spring on SyFy!

There's a joke about giving squirrels oral in there somewhere. As well as the prerequisite puns involving nuts.

I've had Surly Bender, and I have vague but fond memories of it.

The Goose Island big bottles are pretty well distributed in this area, and I've had a few different ones of those. I'm definitely a fan. And so far their being bought out by Anheuser-Busch hasn't seem to have had any adverse effect.