age: 42 (Mar 10, 1970)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2005

occupation: Life Coach (not really but it seems like an easy job. Wish I got into that racket)

most humbling moment: Middle school

stats: 72 inches, 180lbs, O+ blood, ten fingers, ten toes, two kidneys, two hearts.

crush: Miss Joy

body mods: Glasses and a tattoo on my back that I always forget about.

sign: Carbon

into: History, Science, Microbiology, Hiking, Science Fiction. Being Geeky. Hot Baths. Game Theory, comic books, tacos. Snarkyness, more history, lazy days spent with a book. The Papal indulgence of March 15, 1517

makes me happy: Miss Joy Snuggly lazy Saturday Mornings, Crazy Taco, hearing her voice, comic book day, Christmas, telling a good joke, The Onion, Being snarky with MJ. Hearing her breathing as she sleeps. Seeing her smile. Sweetarts. Saying howdy

makes me sad: When my dog was killed by a car. Horrible Thursday. Being apart. The word "alone". When my car doesn't start. Bills. Green Beans. The end of Toy Story 3. . When friends are sad. Saying goodbye.

heroes: Galileo, Themistocles, Dr. John Snow, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Carl Sagan, The Royal Order of the Benjo, Spider-man.

fantasy: That I hadn't gotten on this whole Papal Indulgence trip. But it is the only job better than "Life Coach."