into: Dancing to 80s music, playing a variety of musical instruments somewhat poorly, art, travel, reading, consuming mass quantities of alcohol with friends, ogling boys, chowing on hot wings with less regard for etiquette than a pack of ravenous wolves, Donovan McNabb's penis, making sure people get homogay, giving the stick, sex at my convenience.
not into: Douche sacs, not playing right, being broke, not giving the stick, crowds, cowardice, smoking, drugs, smoking drugs.
makes me happy: My Macbook, my kitties, 2 Buck Chuck, relaxing, not being poor, good music, honesty, flying under the radar, spending time with good people, when the Eagles win.
makes me sad: The Black Bullet going to car-heaven, the LAPD, people who park their big ass gas guzzlers in spaces marked COMPACT, cheap people, hypocrisy, insincerity, familiarity from strangers, George W., people who hit other people's cars and don't leave notes, The OC getting canceled, when the Eagles do not win.
5 things i can't live without: Outside of water and oxygen, I'm finding there are very few things I can't live without.
vices: Booze, The OC, novels that I lovingly refer to as "crap fiction."
thoughts on sg: I dislike it
i spend most of my free time: Getting drunk and making fun of you.
occupation: It's not show friends; it's show business.
current crush: My job.
stats: 5'7"/135, acerbic.
body mods: 5 small ones.
heroes: Shakespeare, Cameron Crowe, Kevin Smith, Mac McCaughan, Alex Patsavas, your mom, MHA, King Le Douche Sac, Esq. III.
gets me hot: Humor, honesty, spontaneity, intelligence, at least 3 stamps on the passport.
favorite position: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
fantasy: Karma.
sign: Beware Pickpockets and Loose Women
most humbling moment: Ask the LAPD, although their version of events is so far from reality that they'll probably tell you a unicorn was present.
i lost my virginity: At 16-going-on-17, to my high school boyfriend. Sorry that's not more interesting for you.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
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