occupation: Cub Pathologist
current crush: http://www.michellemalkin.com/bio.html
stats: Full Autopsy
body mods: No needlesticks yet!
gets me hot: My cute chick Army captain. She's got a SIG and a carry permit!
favorite position: The Girl Interrupted.
fantasy: Trading OxyContin scripts with Winona Ryder for favors.
sign: PROPERTY US ARMY MEDICAL CORPS
i lost my virginity: Probably before you were born, but I *swear* I'm not your dad. Okay?