age: 37 (Dec 19, 1970)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2004

occupation: Despot

most humbling moment: ...happens at least once per week.

i lost my virginity: eventually. Geek, remember?

crush: The Imperial Kitten

stats: Humanoid

makes me sad: Dead family members, not being able to breathe, the proliferation of D20, Pokemon and Reality TV

into: Being a geek and a part-time comic book fanboy. Ruling the earth. Developing weapons of mass distraction (it is easy to destroy, after all. But distracting...insidious!!!)

makes me happy: writing, drawing, dreams of unaided flight, collecting toys...er, uh, I mean, valuable collectible figures and being able to understand the basics behind String Theory

body mods: Datajack, Cybereyes, Level 2 Muscle Replacement, Tactical Response System

sign: Sagittarius...Sort of...

fantasy: The only ones that haven't been fulfilled invole world domination, global adherence to my will, and turning the CN Tower into a giant fighting robot.