into: Pillaging towns and slipping on nuts.
not into: Horseback riding, apparently relationships, crying, pure emo sadness, clowns, society, cliches, bandwagons, and hypocrisy.
makes me happy: Leveling up, when ninjas kill shit, Reese candy, Drunk Mode
makes me sad: Poncho: The Skin Chandelier, gets denied action and when I run out of cigarettes.
hobbies: Crushing heads to people walking along side of the road, getting stood up, applying the Patton to the masses.
5 things i can't live without: b33r, cigs, Monster energy, ninj4s, women
vices: Reeses candy and Pixie hairstyles
thoughts on sg: I like it
i spend most of my free time: Playing cards with a bunny pirate.
occupation: That asshole who gets paid cutting your water off and Volunteer Firefighter
current crush: A bottle of Jack
stats: Pure Awesomeness Fury
body mods: 2 nipples, 1 ear lobe, 1 tattoo so far
heroes: Bill Hicks, Deadpool, Mike Patton, and Too Much Coffee Man
gets me hot: Your milkshake when it brings me to the yard. Damn right it's better than theirs.
favorite position: Shacklized buggy style
fantasy: Petting the evil puppy.
sign: Was a stupid movie
most humbling moment: Super Drunk Mode Level 7
i lost my virginity: To a dead fish.
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Clubbing followed by the all-night diner.
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
