age: 24 (Sep 04, 1987)
MEMBER SINCE: April 2011
occupation: Former: Black hawk helicopter crewchief for the U.S. Army NG, Ballet teacher, Culteral Arts Director. Currently: Bum, Minecraft slave.
heroes: Lara Croft, Rhona Mitra, Angelina Jolie, Groucho Marx, Dolly Parton
most humbling moment: Army training
crush: Shannyn Sossamon
into: Giving everyone a chance to show who they really are. Finding humor in everything.
i lost my virginity: Virgins are the people whose blood I bathe in to retain my eternal youth.
fantasy: A clone of myself, Shannyn Sossamon, Kim Kardashian, a young Bruce Campbell, and your mom...all at once.
makes me happy: mermaids, drag queens, guns, lifting weights, sex, dancing, being outside, Minecraft, video games, the beach, intelligent conversation, fake hair
gets me hot: Sharp wit, Badass Bitches, Big guns, Action flicks, Intelligence & Wisdom































SeventyTwo