age: 47 (Nov 01, 1965)
MEMBER SINCE: January 2005
occupation: G-man, Rebel, Lunkhead
crush: The innocence & profound kinkiness of Maggie Gyllenhaal's charachter in SECRETARY; Michelle Obama
sign: Scorp
stats: Like Mulder only bigger and dumber
body mods: Nerple pierced, some other piercings .. Tatoo anklet.
heroes: Farnsworth - a Utah Farmer who invented the Television while staring at the furrows in his freshly plowed field. Lord Byron, who got laid a lot for writing poems.
gets me hot: Girl body mods. Oooh, love nipples pierced.. Paychecks (I know..) Feminine wiles, good smellin' soap, Soaking in the hottub.
i lost my virginity: At age 15 to a 13y.o. redhead (S.G. fo sho) with more experience, on her sofa after a scubadiving class, while her parents were out of town. Didn't come, cause I didn't want to have a pregnancy..
makes me happy: Excercising my biological imperative to procreate, Coffee, Internet, Massage and Massaging, Coming up with a wild idea, just-a-little-wickedness
fantasy: Home self-surgery with S.G. overnight nursing care - I'll take out my appendix for you, okay doll? (Hee..)
Oh -- The French Toast Man
The French Toast Man
He rides around the corner
Takes a turn around the block
He's got a lot of french toast in the back
He's got it wrapped up in a sock.
He's timing the engine of his truck
He's got a lot of french toast in the back
The kids come around and ask him if they
Can have a delicious slice of french toast.
"Sure you can! Here it is!"
He says as he hands it out to all the boys and girls
And they scream with delight as they run home
And show it to their parents.
Then mom takes the french toast from the kids
To examine it more closely
It has green mould growing right out of the crust
And it smells like something awful.
So she throws it into the garbage can
A rat comes along and eats it up
And falls right over, dead.
And his stomach bursts open
And his liver pops out
Everyone stands around with their hands on their mouths
They really are disgusted.
Then -- The French Toast man comes right around the block
And puts it in his french toast sock.
Oh -- The French Toast Man
He's on his way
He's got a sock-full too.
So evacuate your bowels and have a hot lunch
And don't be late for school
And don't be late for school
And don't be late for school!
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Hanke