age: 30 (Apr 29, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2006

occupation: Room Service Captain... YHAAARRRR!! (They don't even let me wear an eye patch, much less a pirate hat... it sucks)

body mods: a few tats, some scars, accidental piercings, small beer belly implant.

i lost my virginity: back in Nam... those bastards... hey you got a dollar?

sign: Cattle crossing

crush: any pretty eyed girl that thinks I'm worth her time

most humbling moment: on acid... realizing how infintely large everything is and how meaningless and small we are... that or peeing my pants in the comic book store when I was 9....

makes me sad: seeing beautiful things dissapear. being reminded of beautiful things I've ruined. spilling my tasty alcoholic beverage for the 5th time in a row. paying bills. hearing the phone ring.

into: disk golf, photography, skydiving, bad grammar, cooking, doing dirty things to nice girls, doing really dirty things to dirty girls, drinking coffee, Rhapsody, new things... Tasting new food, going to new places, meeting new people. I'm a nerd too... occasionally seen participating in roleplaying, world of warcraft, reading, writing, and drawing... oh and drinking.

stats: Lots of hair, numerous body parts.. including oversized head and a built in cereal bowl in my chest.

makes me happy: being smiled back at. being kissed by my cat. being wanted. skydiving. Thunder and rain, the smell of the desert when it's wet, slapping a sweet ass, being a nerd, connecting with a person, being outdoors, feeling comfortable, touching, so on and so forth.