age: 33 (Feb 11, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2004

occupation: ramp at los angeles international airport/ teacher's aide

gets me hot: eyes. smile. personality. kind soul.

stats: fat and tall with ugly glasses

i lost my virginity: amazingly.

makes me happy: not much nowadays. beer, i guess. my friends.

fantasy: none. i am boring.

crush: Dick Cheney

makes me sad: when i wake up in the morning

body mods: I have a small penis and cysts on my left nut. Is that a body mod?

sign: WILL WORK FOR FOOD

into: Watching Traces of Death over and over and laughing. catching colds.