age: 38 (Mar 15, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2008

occupation: Professional name= Lucha Suey Gooey (Three time Professional Sow Wrestling Champion.)

makes me sad: Close minded conservatives, Whinny Liberals

body mods: Tattoos; Both Shoulder Blades, Half Sleeve Left arm, Back of the Neck

heroes: Johnny Cash, Bruce Campbell

most humbling moment: Ouch! Ah dink ah gust bid meh thung.

gets me hot: Guns, Gears, Girls, and Grease.

makes me happy: soaking my penis in pickle juice

sign: Sacred Spade

stats: Tall guy, dark hair, blue eyes, about average build... What else is there to tell.

i lost my virginity: You mean I had one of those?

crush: My left hand